What would happen if Rahul Gandhi gives a lecture on C Programming?
Ah, let's say that RaGa is invited to give a speech before the aforementioned pioneers in MIT (setting up a prestigious environment for prestigious people, you see). Let's also assume that, in addition to the pioneers, the students are invited to witness the epic spectacle and that the event is scheduled to start at 10:00 AM. On the day of the event - volunteers are running around frantically to ensure that all the arrangements are up to impeccable perfection because some big names are going to be present in the house today. Faculty and staff are extremely ecstatic to network with big shots - they'd find someone to buy into their researches. The Board at MIT is anxiously awaiting to host a first of its kind event - even spread out a red carpet. 10:00 AM - the students start assembling outside the auditorium where the talk is scheduled to take place. The big shots have started arriving, trailing one behind the other. Students and staff network with them in turns. Lo, clock has struck 10:30 in the process - still no sign of Mr. Pappu. Volunteers start dialing his PR immediately but, oh well, he is inaccessible, as always. 10:45 AM - Still waiting for RaGa. 11:00 AM - And waiting away for Mr. Precious. 11:45 AM - No sign of the D-Man yet. 12:30 PM - Oh wait, we see a limo, ah there he is - the man of the hour (wait, 2-and-a-half hours). Mr. Rahul Gandhi *drumrolls* has FINALLY arrived much to the volunteers' solace. *After an elaborate tte--tte with the crowd, RaGa ascends the stage* 12:45 PM, Rahul Gandhi on the stage, reciting away his speech - Honourary Speaker, sorry, if I may continue in English now with your permission, my dear lovely guests and students who look up to India, I stand today in front of you representing her in all her strength. I am here to deliver an eloquent speech on C Programming and Memory Management. We have some esteemed names gracing us with their presence in our audience - Jeff Bezos the founder of eBay, Tim Armstrong who I believe is affiliated with Huffington Post, you know they post quite some awesome things about me so I know them, and a few others. So I will start my talk now. I will start with C Programming. *He reads the below snap to the audience earnestly* (Source) *Halfway through, the audience has gone* (Kill me, Almighty Lord, kill me now) I don't think that I need to end the event for you :) P.S. I do not mean to offend anyone with my views. Peace out.